I Don’t Abduct People – Funny Alien Graphic Tee | Baccam Apparel
Black / XS / M&O 4800mo Gold Soft Touch T-Shirt
$29.95
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I Don’t Abduct People – Funny Alien Graphic Tee | Baccam Apparel
$29.95
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For the record, the aliens would like to clear something up. 👽
They don’t abduct people. Some humans are apparently just really, REALLY bad at directions. 😂
The I Don’t Abduct People graphic tee drops our increasingly irritated extraterrestrial into the middle of a desert roadside disaster. While one completely lost human stands there clutching a map, our alien is left explaining—once again—why this is absolutely not his fault.
“I DON’T ABDUCT PEOPLE. THEY’RE JUST BAD AT DIRECTIONS.”
And because Earth apparently refuses to listen:
STOP BLAMING US.
Featuring a realistic alien in dark streetwear, a glowing UFO, moonlit desert scenery, a lost traveler, roadside details and gritty neon green and purple accents, this oversized back graphic mixes classic alien conspiracy theories with Baccam’s dark humor and alternative style.
The front features a coordinating Baccam Apparel chest logo in matching neon green, purple and distressed metallic tones.
For alien believers, conspiracy lovers, sci-fi fans, and anyone who has ever gotten hopelessly lost and would rather blame extraterrestrials than admit they missed the damn exit. 👽😂
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